I’m almost done rewriting ‘Welcome to Cyber Vale’ as the stand alone novel! All I have left is one full chapter to write and then a re-edit of the whole end scene. After that it’s off to the beta readers!
I have someone who doesn’t know what Night Vale is, someone in the fandom that never read the original fic, someone who has read both…
However someone suggested that I should find someone who is a Night Vale fan but doesn’t know that this book started as a fanfic.
And there’s only one person who fits that description.
“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
I AM CRYING
I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun
I would pay a lot to watch that movie
friendship with me????
- sad headcanons
- trying to make u ship threesomes with me
- telling you to get the fuck out
- i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
(Source: godkilling, via dangersocks)